Make way for the "cup size" jokes

"I'm sorry but is that waitress naked?"
"No, she's only half naked."
"Ohhh. Wow."

This could ba a possible conversation between a Vassalboro, Maine resident and a visitor who hadn't read the sign outside of this particular coffee house. Donald Crabtree opened the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop in a town of about 4,500 people.

He was quoted saying "People like nudity, and coffee is profitable. Sure, I'd start a coffee shop, but I'd be out of work in a week."

150 job applications came in, and Crabtree hired 10 women and 5 men, ranging from model status to plus size. He is already seeing regulars and his staff are already seeing their wallets get bigger. One waitress received a $100 tip for one cup of coffee!

Of course Crabtree was faced with opposition, but who is to blame him for wanting to make good money in an economy that sucks?

Even though I find the idea of breasts hanging over a croissant making its way to my table, a little hard to swallow, I would have to give a thumbs up to a topless coffee shop, as long as it doesn't turn into a whore house.

Models and actors show off a little to alot for ALOT of money, why can't a young waitress from Maine do the same?

Go Team Topless!!

Do It For The Kids

Octuplet mother, Nadya Suleman, has been offered 1 million dollars to star in hardcore pornography by Vivid Entertainment. Spokeswoman Jackie Martin said that the offer included a year of medical insurance for Suleman and all 14 of her children. Vivid Entertainment has been known to release videos starring celebrities such as Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, and Kim Kardashian.

Oh my Goodness.

Now we've all asked ourselves "what would we do for our children." I don't have kids myself, but I know what my mother is willing to do for my brother and I. She's willing to kick, scream, kill, and slightly maim, just so we can have everything we want and need. Would I want her starring in a porno to help us get by?

No-freaking-way

Suleman may already have her children witheld from her because of unfit living conditions, I'm sure getting a job as a pornstar would up her chances of finally getting to hold all her new babies.

Of course there are pornstars out there with children and I would love to be there when the parents finally explain their profession to their kids. Imagine having to do it to 14 of them! I don't think pornstars should have kids unless they're ready to quit the business.

I'm not fond of porn at all, but in times of need, people do what they need to do, but there are just some things that you should not do as a parent.
Those things include having more children than you can support.