Enrique Iglesias feat. Ludacris-"Tonight (I'm Fucking You)"

WOW It's been a while!
So I came across Enrique Iglesias's video for "Tonight (I'm Loving You)" feat. Ludacris, (released Dec. 22) and I could've sworn that I'd seen another title for it. Sure enough Vevo provided a link to a music vid for "Tonight (I'm Fucking You)," content warning and all.
Now I am hooked on the song, but there's a content warning for a reason and it's not for the rhythmic f-bomb.
There are a few boob shots and intentional nips.
Enjoy.

Can't Turn Off: "Whip My Hair"

    I can not get enough of this SONG!
I first heard this song a few weeks ago and was immediately pleasently surprised by a crazy catchy track that translated some mad attitude.
Not knowing the name of the artist, I googled a few lyrics and who pops up?
    WILLOW SMITH!
the nine year old has skills.

    The video to the song was released on Willow Smith's sparse website
    So far no whines and cries from parent groups because honestly the video and the song are just full of fun and Smith's attitude is amazingly refreshing.
    Personally I like a track from a kid that isn't dripping with unrealistic love nonsense, beach trips, and lollipops.



    I've had it on replay all day. I really hope no one takes the line "whip it real good" out of context. C'mon people she's talking about her hair.  Her makeup isn't hookerish, and her energy is awesome.

    The only thing people could even begin to question is how she was strategically put in the limelight after her brother….just sayin'

More Body, Less Soul by Sabina Gallier

Not inadequate,
not useless.
In fact I function far too well.
Far too aware but with no care,
no sense of self.

Not the inside, but out
I am more body, less soul.
Not the heart, liver or stomach,
but that which encompasses the whole.

I am the skin
I am the flesh
I live for muscle and bone.
I am the nerves that spark when touched
I am the familiar, if it is a woman, you have known.

I am the shadows against the wall,
The moisture that falls from the cheek as heap upon heap of people surround
creating a madness in my mind that intertwines with such sounds.
Screams
Joy
Tears
Boys
Girls
A timeline of touching.
A calendar of corruption
A life taken and killing the one that continues to rise from the ashes.
A life that crawls back to the fire from whence it came.

Accommodating
Settling
Regretting
Willing
So able to please

No heart, no whole
More body, less soul

Unbelievable

As promised, another amazing video from Lady Gaga. "Alejandro" premiered today.
"She likes epics. It fits her personality," director Steven Klein said.
Sexy
Erotic
Edgy
The kind of video that makes you say, "I can't believe they did that!"
It will surely get a rise out of the political and religious corners and some will get their panties in a twist...if they haven't taken them off already after watching this.

I have to watch it several more times, you must excuse me.

ALEJANDRO

The Hard times of R.J. Berger

After the MTV Movie Awards the not-a-music-channel premiered its newest comedy series
The Hard Times of R.J. Berger.

The plot is simple:
Nerd+Big Dick = Hilarity!

"Hard Times" not only refers to the difficulties of growing up but also refer to his....endowment

So far I'm seriously impressed by the one episode I find this show to be absolutely hilarious!
The show will air Mondays at 10p.m. on MTV starting June 14th

AND IN CASE YOU MISSED IT! FULL EPISODE (Don't be intimidated by the video still XP and you might want to listen to it with earphones)

ALEJANDRO UPDATE!!!

According to the Facebook page, ALEJANDRO is set to premier tomorrow at 9a.m. on ladygaga.com, VEVO, and YouTube!!
 GHEEEAHHHHHH!!!!
 Preview a couple posts ago if you haven't seen it yet!!!

Gaga huh!?. Strange image

Now I have an ok eye for things that might be hidden in videos, fast frames or still photos, and after re-watching the preview for "Alejandro" for the 20th time, I spotted things that were interfering with what I'd already memorized.

The thing that caught my eye the most was an image hidden in the milliseconds of the 00:17 mark.

Was it someone with a bag over their head? What was it!?

After what seemed like a hopeless journey between 00:17 and 00:18, and after about 50 tries, I got it!

What is it!?
I skimmed through the internet to see if I wasn't the only one who noticed this alien-like figure and sure enough, "creep face" was plastered all over message boards.

The preview is obviously not enough for anyone to guess the theme but THIS image has tingled my excitement further. It also appears in the beginning of the preview at the 00:03 mark.

Is the video truly being released today? I'm hearing a combination of yes and non-believers. We'll see.

Floptina has hit

Sad sad day. On twitter I glanced at a tweet that stated that Gaga has made Xtina "redundant."
That day has come.

Many people went into viewing the MTV Movie Awards waiting on this performance. Would it kill all the chit chat about Gaga being better than Xtina? Would it blow us all out of the water?!

Unimaginative, boring, with obvious lip syncing flubs.
We are all on the edge of our seats when we know that Gaga might grace us with another performance because we never know what to expect stage-wise, dance-wise, and most of vocally.

My personal opinion is that her album is good. It was tweaked, polished, and cleaned up but her past live performances have left people in awe. Why couldn't she bring it to the stage?

She was just not herself tonight.
This is officially Gagatown

*UPDATE* WHY THE FUCK DID TWILIGHT BEAT OUT AVATAR!?!?!?
Tom Cruise=Win
Aziz Ansari=Win
Ken Jeong=Win
Russel Bran +Jonah Hill=Win
K.Stew=FAIL <-dislike her

Alejandro preview

*dies a very slow magically induced ecstasy death*
I'm far too excited.

Music to Make out to

     Today I was sitting under a massive hairdryer at local salon and to block out the incessant hum/growl of the machinery, I plugged my ears with lovely little earphones and drifted away into music land.
     Everyone wishes their lives had a soundtrack, music to play while walking, music that plays while you're running for your life. What about music to make out to?
     If you know me well enough then you know it's not unusual for such things to cross my mind.
     I started hitting my on-the-go button for every song that would make me weak in the knees if any man played it.
     Basically a music compilation comparable to my own Kryptonite .
I narrowed it down to 15 songs listed in no particular order of reliable conquest-uh-bility

1."Cells"- The Servant
-Also known as the dramatic sexy tune from the movie "Sin City."
2. "Diary of Jane" - Breaking Benjamin
3."Give me a Sign: -Breaking Benjamin
-Two BB songs may seem much but the urgency in Benjamin Burnley's voice makes me want to enact my own "urgency" on someone else.
4."Soldier of Love" - Sade
5."Bad Things" - Jace Everett
6.D'yer Mak'er-Led Zeppelin
7."Killing Me Softly With his Song" - The Fugees
8."We Are Young" - Mika
9."I Want You (She's So Heavy)" - The Beatles
10."Speechless" - Lady Gaga
11."Boy With A Coin" - Iron and Wine
12."Comatose" - Skillet
13."Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
14."Come on Closer" - Jem
15."Coyotes" - Jason Mraz

**BONUS**
"Wonderboy" - Tenacious D
-Something is ODDLY romantic about this song, whether it be the soft music, the power of the lyrics, or JB ordering a grope-age of some hydra's scrote...this song gets me every time!

Last Call Lyric-So Cold

it's early but...SHUFFLE IT!

So Cold by Breaking Benjamin!

"Show me how it ends, it's alright"

Yeahhhh this song leaves a bitter taste in my mouth but at the same time I love it so much, it is my favourite BB song and the band is amazing, but all it took was one person to imprint themselves and all but ruin it for me.

I had broken up with a volatile ex who had a habit of challenging my emotions, and in an attempt to reconcile he played this song for me. A nice awkward 4+ minutes of him sitting there, looking at me with huge eyes, thinking that I'd crumble under the emotional weight of the song.

He was very much mistaken as that lyric stood out and to me it meant "let's end this once and for all, let's get it over with, we'll be fine."

It was funny because he thought the song was helping him but instead it solidified my intent to leave him.
It's a song that helped me, but it tugs angrily at my heart sometimes.

But it's no where near as bad as the time an ex dedicated "Stupid Girl" and "Tear You Apart" to me. I have a habit of attracting crazies that can't think for themselves.

Time for the Twihards, even though I'm a LITTLE behind!

    

So on the 12th, Shockhound.com released the track list for the Eclipse Soundtrack.

I'm excited to listen to the album in one sitting as I'm still waiting for one that will surpass the first.The Twilight Soundtrack was not messing around, however, my feelings towards the New moon soundtrack were literally "meh," which was less strong than my feelings towards the movie. Those feelings came out as a sort of:
 "Oh dear god did I just waste time and money to watch K.Stew lick and bite her own lips while T.Lay stands like a God amongst blah?"

^--click here for full track list. Yes it's safe lolol

I'm going to be bias and say the following to wrap up: With personal faves such as The Black Keys, Sia, Muse and The Dead Weather lending their musical talent to the upcoming Eclipse Soundtrack, we can hope that the album flows just as wonderfully as the first and bounces over that 2nd album like the wall flower it is.

As J.Stew would say: "Here it is, your moment of zen"

Contemplate the f**k out of this

In hot pants, tube tops, bare midriffs, thigh high stockings and a pep in their step, five young women owned a stage and worked it to Beyonce's "Single Ladies." Their can can-esque outfits, hair flipping, straight crumpin', and booty shaking won over the crowd....

Only problem

All these girls look no older than 11

These girls have the moves, the rhythm, the attitude, But who taught them all of these things!
There is a girl 27 seconds into the video that straight up does a seizure dance and flips over into a stripper bend!

I am simultaneously amazed and horrified. This looks like a pedo paradise. I'm sorry but do some people really wonder why children are taken in the night?

"You know you want to put your lips where my hips are"

XTina's new album is showing promise with the sexy beats from "Not Myself Tonight" and now "Woohoo" feat. Nicki Minaj <3 Two sultry, honest sirens on one track....eargasm baby.

My mother heard me listening to this and she said "What the hell are you listening to?"
It's true, provocative, sensual, the kind of music that makes you want to take it all off boo.

Lock your kids up, June is going to be hot!
And on a side note, My birthday is in June....gift much???

Check her website for Tour dates in Cali. baby. August looks like the month to mark

Here is her latest song!

Why Don't You Love Me

I don't care what anyone says, the girl's got TALENT. AND absolute beauty to boot, I love the retro look and feel of the video and the makeup is fabulous!

I LOVE THE LYRICS!
Such a true lyric:
"Why don't you love me, when I make me so damn easy to love?"

Why do the truest, kindest people have the hardest time getting people to treat them with respect?
Nice guys finish last

The chaos is all in my head.

When I dream, I dream of erratic, colourful, muddy images, sometimes accompanied by different kinds of music, loud music.

I usually wake up stressed, and groggy, with a general hatred for the day.
Last night I experienced one of the most peaceful dreams I'd ever had.

It started off with me standing outside of a penthouse, it was silent.
The door opened and I entered the apartment.
Everything immediately went black
And then black and white photos started moving past my view, gliding in the air in front of me.
The dream was totally void of sound, void of music.

I wok up feeling refreshed, happy and the strangest part without pain.
I suffer from chronic pain in certain parts of my body, something that I take muscle relaxers for. The pain is the worst in the morning.
Last night I went to sleep without my medication (something I've done before and regretted dearly come morning) and I woke up with no pain.

Did it have something to do with the lack of chaos in my head? Is my stress evident in those intense dreams I have?

curious, very curious.

Guilty Pleasure

If you know me to my core, you know I love the crunkness of Lil Jon. All it takes is a few minutes of dancing with me....If you last a few minutes! I'm just sayin'!

Today I downloaded "Get Outta Your Mind" by Lil Jon and LMFAO

Let me just tell you that I got my workout today.

Traditional deep-bass, chant-inducing, pant-losing jam.
I love a house party, and I just see myself tearing up someone's living room floor to this track.
GET OUTTA YOUR MIND!

OH YES!

Christina Aguilera's video PREMIERS ON VEVO!

A WHOLE BUNCH OF LEATHER, LATEX, ZIPPERS, and CORSETS.
LOVE IT!!

Poem- My Fingertips Are Tender

Running my fingers through my hair.
Caressing the flower I placed there.
Spinning the CD around my index.
Adjusting the necklace around someone else’s neck.
My fingertips are warm.

Picking up broken glass.
Massaging the stress out of my own back.
Wrapping my hands around a cup of wine.
Interlacing my digits with a hand that is mine.
My fingertips are cold.

Typing away, I’m a keyboard slave.
Pointing out the pretty princes and the slimy knaves.
Massaging my eyes, waiting for the end of the day.
Tapping on a desk that binds me to all work, no play.
My fingertips are numb.

Grabbing my pillow, hoping it will hide me.
Pulling my sheets so no one can see
The warm wetness I must now wipe from my cheeks,
because I feel you lay your hands on me.
Bruises that are deeper than skin deep,
I’ve been digging my escape from the memories that keep
me trapped inside my chaotic mind.
As I claw at the dirt and feel the sun,
My hands are raw,
my arms are numb,
and my fingertips…
My fingertips are tender.

Achievement Unlocked (and other things) - VLOG

Last Call Lyric - Animal

Not so much a SHUFFLE IT! moment as a glance at a fellow blogger's page.

First, I'm going to plug his page lol.
Check out Luis Vega at http://famezombie.blogspot.com/ for all kinds of noise when it comes to music!

NOW

Listened to this song in a recent post and it's absolutely what I'm feeling right now in a nutshell:

Animal by Neon Trees!

It's pretty hard to pick a lyric out of a song that basically sums you up in 3min30sec but if I had to choose the one that stood out it would be:
"Oh oh I want some more, oh oh what are you waiting for, take a bite of my heart tonight."

I have an addiction to caring about people. Audrey Hepburn said "I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”  That statement is me in a nutshell. I want someone to just leap out and care about me, and nothing would make me happier than to care for them.
 I'd say I'm 20% lust and 80% affection.What about you?

Last Call Lyric-Red Flags and Long Nights

SHUFFLE IT!

Red Flags and Long Nights by She Wants Revenge!

"You can occupy my every sigh,
You can rent a space inside my mind
At least untill the price becomes too high."

Now I don't know if it was a play on words or what, but the word "price "stood" out.
How willing are you to let a person occupy your thoughts?
I know I leave people in my head for a loooonnng time and it screws with me daily.
I'm a daydream enthusiast and a fantasy connoisseur and I tend to zone out thinking about that certain somebody...sometimes while I'm driving lol.

But the reality is that I think and dream and pine after somebody...but have a problem talking to them. And sometimes I'm just content with having them live in that little spot in my head.

I'm sensing a pattern
Someone turn me into the ultimate risk-taker.

Actually, I'd rather sky dive than talk to someone I care for. 

Midday Music Madness

I just need a lyric right now.

SHUFFLE IT!

Tonight, Not Again by Jason Mraz!

"It's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it"

Ahhh that feeling when things are as bad as they could get but you laugh a little because it's always possible for things to look up.

That kind of mentality is what makes the strongest people. It's the will to fight through the worst situation and see the light that helps us live.

Last Call Lyric-Habitual Inmate

SHUFFLE IT...

 Habitual Inmate by the Bastard Fairies!

"You know I'm a systematic victim, I'm a systematic victim."

Personally, my Ipod couldn't have picked a better song for me, especially for this week.
I don't have OCD, I have methodical paranoia.

As humans we obsesses over the littlest things like checking the fridge light or ritualistically doing certain things in the shower like washing our bodies before our face, and if we do the opposite, it's going to be a bad day.

We get so stuck in our microscopic ruts that we become prisoners or INMATES in our own little box of boring step-by-step living.

I'm in danger of slipping into a rut and I'm only 21.

Take a walk on the wild side, you only live once...OH and while you're there, help me follow my own advice =]

Last Call Lyric - Stockholm Syndrome

SHUFFLE IT!

Stockholm Syndrome by Muse!

"This is the last time I'll abandon you, and this is the last time I'll forget you. I wish I could"

Many of us, male or female, have had a moment when we know that the best thing to do would be to part ways with the person we're with.
We're scared of the hurt, the loneliness, sometimes we even think, "They need me I can't go anywhere."

The term "Stockholm Syndrome" is defined as a mentality that a hostage may develop for their captor, in which they stay with their captor out of pity and try to protect them and see them as a positive force in their lives.

To describe a relationship with such a strong term may sound dramatic, but it is an accurate term for many couples. This lyric hits very hard, because of personal experience and I always thought, "When will I finally go? when will I never see you again? When will I finally say goodbye?"

I don't know the extent and power the band intended to use the song to, but It definitely struck a nerve.

It's empowering and almost scary to make that decision. It's true, that decision might be made multiple times, but if you know it needs to made, you honestly don't have to do it alone.

Last Call Lyric - In Public

SHUFFLE IT!

In Public by Kelis!

Ok, I cannot pick one single lyric out of this song.
It's a dirty, nasty, skanky, risque jam that makes you want to glance behind you and shut the curtains.
It's a blush inducing, porno-esque track with a particularly offensive verse from her then man, Nas.

So why is it in my ipod?

1.It makes me dance
2.It makes me think
3.It makes me hot.

If you have a tolerance for today's music and an open mind, you won't mind listening to the ex couple's tips and tricks of the "trade"

...look it up.

HERE SHE IS!

IT'S HERE!

Not Myself Tonight stacks up as a sexy dance track and Christina's strong hardcore vocals are

back with fire. Grab your nearest boy or girl and wrap yourselves

around this sultry dance groove 

Last Call Lyric - Fever

SHUFFLE IT!...

Fever by Adam Lambert!

"Lights on but your mom's not home, I'm sick of laying down alone, with this fever"

Well if we're going to be a little bit naughty!
It should be pretty obvious how I feel about this lyric.
EVERYONE has that moment where they think about the person they want, and just go
 "Omg all I need is an empty house and a few hours, just grant me that!"
I dare someone to tell me that they've never felt like that.

About the song. One of the best intros ever beat wise. You want this to play while you sashay towards your man/woman, giving them a devious smile, a prelude of very nice things to come. You can just feel the animalist sultriness of this song.
It also makes me hot...
 I'm JUST SAYIN'!
Check out Gaga's version too and double your pleasure.

Put on your sexy song before you go to bed, I recommend it.

UPDATE

New song to be released TOMORROW
or in:
18hrs.19min.1sec
GET ON THAT ISH!

Last Call Lyric - "Bulletproof"

 This is the first of a nightly installment of Last Call Lyric!

Here's how I play the game.
I take my ipod, and shuffle it. It's very much a dice type of game in the sense that it is the nano that you can shake to pick your random item.

So one quick jerk off of air and my song is picked.
I pick a lyric that stands out, and I relate.

Tonight, my ipod picked.....

Bulletproof by La Roux!

"This time baby, I'll be bulletproof"

     Obviously from the chorus, and obviously not too long, but feelings cannot be judged by any number of words.
     As the years go by I've slowly built up a wall, as does anyone who has experienced tremendous amounts of heartbreak in their life. This wall is built to keep the ne'er do wells from penetrating my fortress of solitude. However the holes in my armor are exposed from time to time, and when I say time to time, I mean whenever I meet a guy who with a swipe of humor and a dash of common interest. With these keys of interest he gains access to my inner most thoughts. However in my experience it's not too long before my dreams are dashed upon the rocks and I find myself again staring at the holes of emotion in my shield.

Just how important is it to be bulletproof?

      Many may say very and others may say it's a turn off. I thought being completely impregnable emotionally would solve all my problems and after failing countless times I cane to realize that the flaw was not in the armor or the fortress, but the contents. I was flawed in thinking that TRYING to turn away and become cold hearted was weak. It was up to me to learn and grow from my experiences, and not add layer upon layer of protection.

If you want to be stronger, let it all in, and when it goes wrong, let it all out and move on.
Bulletproof your soul, protect it from weakness.
There's your armor, now run with it.

Saturday Song-Hurtful

Erik Hassle-"Hurtful"

After catching up on my RuPaul's Drag Race, I decided to hang out with the Logo channel a little bit longer and get sucked into it's NewNowNext slot.

After dancing to Semi Precious Weapons self titled song and telling myself that I couldn't pay rent but I was fu**ing gorgeous, I quickly sobered up my mood when my ears met the sound of drums and bleep bloop meshed with the words of an angel.

The truth in the words was only matched by the gut wrenching effect the video had on me. Combined, the music, the lyrics, the visuals resulted in an overwhelming rush of emotion and later I went to bed, still glassy eyed.

His words, and apology for the wrong he's done.

The music, a slow, poppy beat with a drum in the background that beats in time with your heart before building up into a strong, revelation inducing rhythm, the kind of music you caress someone to.

The video. It seems to take place in an ethereal, calm, place, void of colours save white and grey. To me it represented the common ground at the end of a relationship. The barrage of bullets that meet their stone like composition released different colours from each of them as if they are finally becoming individuals once again. Those scenes in particular translated everything that I've ever felt when leaving someone I cared about. Stepping towards them, unphased by the imminent bullets of truth, ignoring the pain, flashing back to the better days.

It could be that I'm at a very emotional stage of my life, but I've never heard a song and seen a video that belonged together more than this.

SNIPPET

AHH Sounds like a sexy-find-your-man-grab-your-woman-get-close-and-personal-on-that-dance-floor

GET YOUR SNIPPET FIX AT http://www.christinaaguilera.com/

Words to live by if you choose

I won't save this for the Saturday song, it's much to awesome.
This is my jam of the day, my friend introduced me to this artist's music a couple of months ago, and today I've been in the mood for this.
Video at the end

"Thou Shalt Always Kill" - Dan Le Sac vs. Sroobius Pip

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols
Or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartmond, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrisson, Jimmy Hendrix or Sid Barrett in vain.

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile, some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular
Thou shalt not question Steven Fry
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
Thou shalt not judge lethal weapon by Danny Glover
Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products
Thou shalt not Nestle products
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants...
...use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out Because you once saw a girl there that you fancied; that you're never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals.
No matter how great they are, or were.
The Beatles were just a band.
Led Zeppelin, just a band.
The Beach Boys, just a band..
The Sex Pistols, just a band.
The Clash, just a band.
Crass, just a band.
Minor Threat, just a band.
The Cure, just a band.
The Smiths, just a band.
Nirvana, just a band.
The Pixies, just a band.
Oasis, just a band.
Radiohead, just a band.
Bloc Party, just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys, just a band.
"The next big thing", just a band.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the 4 elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music

Thou shalt not Pimp My Ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.

When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"
When I say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"
When I say, he say, she say, we say; "Make some noise.", kill me.

Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix"
P-H-E-O-N-I-X.
Not, P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying; "Izziiit"
Thou shalt think for yourselves.
And thou shalt always, thou shalt always, kill.

UPDATE!

New artwork ladies and gents!
If you go to her site you'll notice that it has been revamped and there is a video
box up!
BUT PATIENCE
lookit the clock, read the play by play of the insides and out of the album,
taste the lyrics with your eyes
http://www.christinaaguilera.com/

Christina Aguilera UPDATE!

You can now view the lyrics to her upcoming single "Not Myself Tonight" at http://www.christinaaguilera.com

Another update in 8hrs.52min.6sec

SING IT GIRL!

And here we have Xtina looking FIERCE!
     Yes her new album cover hit her website today after days of nothing but literal question marks, interesting art and a countdown on her page.
     She has announced that her first single off her new album, Bionic, will leak TOMORROW! The single is called Not Myself Tonight.
     I'm excited!
     Visit her site, and subscribe to her updates so that in 13 hours, 3 minutes and 19 second from now, you'll get something sexy in your email!

Link it bitch!

http://www.christinaaguilera.com

I.O.U.

The fact always remains the same
You cannot change the unchanging
I find I'm always rearranging
the blocks you left inside my head
Up here, they are safe
even if I'd rather throw them at you instead.

But you left me a message
They're saying something to me

They spell I.O.U.
a new love
a new day
I.O.U.
everything you ever gave to me
I.O.U.
the best time of your life
But what I see
is that the only thing I need from you
is me.

Too many days and weeks, now a year's gone by,
and you're still trying to get behind my eyes.
You miss the warmth and my heart.
You get my drift
in this final depart,
but you don't leave before you've had your say,
and it's okay.
Pass it on.

They spell I.O.U.
a new love
a new day
I.O.U.
everything you ever gave to me
I.O.U.
the best time of your life
But what I see
is that the only thing I need from you
is me.

"Do you act like a whore to be more like Lady Gaga?"

AHHHH FORMSPRING! Another creation of the internet, and like all networking sites, it's something that can go terribly wrong when put in the hands of the immature.
     I'd been having an awesome experience until late last night when the perverts started to come out of the woodwork. The fact that the questions can be posted anonymously probably gave these guys and gals the balls to ask me whatever they wanted. There were      alot of questions about my nether region and that's all I'll say about that.

Today was pretty much nasty-free until about 15 min ago when I got the question that evolved into my subject line for this blog.

1.Who thinks I'm a whore??
2.I do not act like a whore!
3.I don't know Lady Gaga personally but I do know that I love that woman and her music!                                      

*sidenote* I'm tired of straight men dogging her music. You should THANK her because of the effect her music has on women! Lemme tell you, when I heard Teeth... lucky there wasn't a man and a dance floor around, stuff would've gotten inappropriate...BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A WHORE lol

I wouldn't take these questions so up the tukus if they weren't from people on my "friends" list.
The great thing about Gaga is that she aides me in the search for my offender. There a maybe 5 people on my friends list that hate her, narrowing it down should be easy.

If you're going to talk shit then delete me bitches

Saturday Song- "My man is a mean man"

Stefanie Heinzmann -"My man is a mean man"

     Stefanie Heinzmann, 21 year old songbird from Switzerland. She realeased "My man is a mean man" in 2008.
 
     I just discovered this song a few weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure it has the most hits on my iPod. If it pertains to her real life in any way, Heinzmann is detailing the story of a sad relationship involving a man who she would be better off without. Her mother and father tell her that she'd be better off without him and if she stays with him, there is nothing they can do.

     I relate to this song in so many ways, as would any other woman but never have I put my feelings to a rhythm. It really really touched me and the strength of her voice is what makes this song so amazing. Ladies, you may find yourself stuck with a man who doesn't deserve you, and you always feel he's your man, it means he's your problem. You are NEVER alone. talk to someone, trust me.

Unfortunately I cannot locate any video for the song save for a few fan made vids, but just listen and love.

Packing can come down to one thing...

A camera

So no one knows the suckiness of packing like a girl! With a 4 day trip to NY around the corner, I've been considering the contents of my one piece of luggage, my one carry-on, for WEEKS!

I mean there's coordinating outfits, coordinating make up for the outfits, picking out purses for the makeup and outfits! a woman's world is nutso, especially if you're the type of woman that takes more than she needs...like me.

LET'S GET DIGITAL:
OK SO I love taking pictures! I can't go anywhere without my digital camera, but the problem is that I take so many, I fill up the memory card almost instantly. This made me realize that, even though I didn't want to, I need to take my laptop with me. The laptop would take up space that I needed! So instead of putting the laptop in my carry-on, I decided to put it in a BIG, PINK, purse. This choice jeopardized all my clothing choices. It wasn't until today that I discovered a setting on my camera that took the amount of pictures on my memory card from 200 to 4000+!! It had something to do with the kind of brightness and resolution I was using! I tested it out and the pictures are just as great as before! This decision meant that:
1.I didn't need to use the BIG, PINK, bag
2.I didn't need to revolve my clothing decisions around that bag and I could get exciting

I tried explaining my excitement to my brother and he looked nauseous from disinterest...
Anyway after that it was all downhill from there!

CLOTHES:Well at this time of year, NY is cold, so anything that goes with my black snow boots works, so I've sussed out my choices between pants, leggings and shoes. DONE

MAKEUP:Now I thought I was being smart just bringing my 88-colour palette of eyeshadow...until my friend told me that a square frame in her bag got her stopped at a security checkpoint. NO THANK YOU!
So I have many simple tubs of shadow that I will later coordinate with everything I have. As for my foundations and blushes, no big thing. DONE

ACCESSORIES:Scarves are easy to pack, so is another purse. Jewelry doesn't require alot of thought. And apparently it will be raining, umbrella anybody?? DONE

TOILETRIES:LIQUIDS! AHH! well luckily most of my necessary items meet the TSA requirements in ounces. However my facial regimen does not, so i'm substituting my cleanser, exfoliator, and toner for something that does all three. Olay face pads, gotta love 'em!  Later this week i'm going to buy little bottles for my shampoo/conditioner. Other things like toothpaste and lotion can be bought at the hotel. DONE

It's ridiculous isn't it? I am female, hear me complain!

I've heard of Booty Poppin' but...

It looks like a push up bra...for your butt
This odd pair of undies is being marketed as "Booty Pop."

While getting my hair done in my local salon, an ad came on TV and started yelling "Booty Pop" throughout the business. The ad featured under-endowed white girls and their transformation from Paris Hilton to J.Lo haaaay!

Now the funniest thing about this ad is that it was playing in a salon that the owners describe as a "black business." All the workers are black and the clientele are predominantly black. The laughs and jokes went on for about an hour.
These have been out for a while but the ad just inspired me to write.






Why would you deceive society? Say you meet a nice guy who is of course attracted to your body as well as your personality, and it's time to finally get intimate. When you get your kit off, how will you explain the two gel pads on your tukus? work with what God gave you and be proud of who you are and what you look like. Society wants you to have a big ass, well honey it can kiss your natural one.

I (balls) my booty

Torrid has its days and then it has its DAYS. Sometimes I'm like "WOAH I want that!" and other days I just think "Who the f**k designed these clothes and dressed these girls!?"

<---This hurts! I understand it was supposed to say "I (heart) my booty" [ugh] but when you turn a heart upside down (something I learned from my dear friend) it looks like balls. I (balls) my booty Not only do you have a big butt, but you also give people an insight into what you might like to do with your weekends.

Now we know why China's population is so big...

I can't get over this Big Boy box

The Los Angeles times is reporting that up to one-third of the billions of condoms used in China might be counterfeit.

Taken from David Knowles article from sphere.com: "In November, police in Hunan Province said they raided a factory there that had made 2.16 million unsterilized condoms since last March. "

The London Times reported that factory workers were discovered lubricating the condoms with veggie oil...UGH. AND they were unsterilized.

These people are assholes, unwanted pregnancies and the rampant spread of communicable diseases. They're going to hell for sure

The president doesn't look so picture perfect apparently

Here Take a look at this:

The polar ice caps are melting, there's a war on, healthcare is still on everyone's minds, there is a possible apocalypse coming in 2012 (if not then, soon because I don't know how much longer this planet can survive) and everyone has their polka dot panties in a twist because of the way Obama looks in a photo.

I ask you, do people seriously have nothing better to do with their time?!?
The picture, which was snapped at the White House a month ago has set flurry of bloggers who have spent time analyzing the president's body language.

Take from Sphere.com, here are some comments

Andrew Sullivan from The Atlantic: "Obama is a black man who looks as if he is condescending to a white man. That's political gold."

Ann Althouse, Law Professor: "People who like Obama are blinded to the way other people see him. This picture strongly says cool to people who love him, but it doesn't read that way to others... including the many, many people who don't even want a cool President...He's tired and he's floating above it all"

After reading her blog, she also predicts that he will not run for a 2nd term and that he just looks "tired".

Directly from the Sphere.com article:"Hot Air's Ed Morrissey looked at Obama's face and got the distinct impression that the boss wasn't pleased, claiming 'the stern body language of the President towards his VP isn't a fluke.'"

1.who knows what the president and Biden were talking about? I f anyone does know,please contact the most influential blogger out there.

2.My personal opinion. The man looks tired, plain and simple. If you were the president, you'd been leaning on a wall looking all kinds of droopy-eyed too.

2010 here we come. A bunch of sleepy,judgmental, droopy-eyed, drones.