Showing posts with label butt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label butt. Show all posts

Saturday, March 6, 2010

I've heard of Booty Poppin' but...

It looks like a push up bra...for your butt
This odd pair of undies is being marketed as "Booty Pop."

While getting my hair done in my local salon, an ad came on TV and started yelling "Booty Pop" throughout the business. The ad featured under-endowed white girls and their transformation from Paris Hilton to J.Lo haaaay!

Now the funniest thing about this ad is that it was playing in a salon that the owners describe as a "black business." All the workers are black and the clientele are predominantly black. The laughs and jokes went on for about an hour.
These have been out for a while but the ad just inspired me to write.






Why would you deceive society? Say you meet a nice guy who is of course attracted to your body as well as your personality, and it's time to finally get intimate. When you get your kit off, how will you explain the two gel pads on your tukus? work with what God gave you and be proud of who you are and what you look like. Society wants you to have a big ass, well honey it can kiss your natural one.

Friday, March 5, 2010

I (balls) my booty


Torrid has its days and then it has its DAYS. Sometimes I'm like "WOAH I want that!" and other days I just think "Who the f**k designed these clothes and dressed these girls!?"

<---This hurts! I understand it was supposed to say "I (heart) my booty" [ugh] but when you turn a heart upside down (something I learned from my dear friend) it looks like balls. I (balls) my booty Not only do you have a big butt, but you also give people an insight into what you might like to do with your weekends.