Friday, May 28, 2010

Music to Make out to

     Today I was sitting under a massive hairdryer at local salon and to block out the incessant hum/growl of the machinery, I plugged my ears with lovely little earphones and drifted away into music land.
     Everyone wishes their lives had a soundtrack, music to play while walking, music that plays while you're running for your life. What about music to make out to?
     If you know me well enough then you know it's not unusual for such things to cross my mind.
     I started hitting my on-the-go button for every song that would make me weak in the knees if any man played it.
     Basically a music compilation comparable to my own Kryptonite .
I narrowed it down to 15 songs listed in no particular order of reliable conquest-uh-bility

1."Cells"- The Servant
-Also known as the dramatic sexy tune from the movie "Sin City."
2. "Diary of Jane" - Breaking Benjamin
3."Give me a Sign: -Breaking Benjamin
-Two BB songs may seem much but the urgency in Benjamin Burnley's voice makes me want to enact my own "urgency" on someone else.
4."Soldier of Love" - Sade
5."Bad Things" - Jace Everett
6.D'yer Mak'er-Led Zeppelin
7."Killing Me Softly With his Song" - The Fugees
8."We Are Young" - Mika
9."I Want You (She's So Heavy)" - The Beatles
10."Speechless" - Lady Gaga
11."Boy With A Coin" - Iron and Wine
12."Comatose" - Skillet
13.
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
14."Come on Closer" - Jem
15."Coyotes" - Jason Mraz

**BONUS**
"Wonderboy" - Tenacious D
-Something is ODDLY romantic about this song, whether it be the soft music, the power of the lyrics, or JB ordering a grope-age of some hydra's scrote...this song gets me every time!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Last Call Lyric-So Cold

it's early but...SHUFFLE IT!
So Cold by Breaking Benjamin!

"Show me how it ends, it's alright"

Yeahhhh this song leaves a bitter taste in my mouth but at the same time I love it so much, it is my favourite BB song and the band is amazing, but all it took was one person to imprint themselves and all but ruin it for me.

I had broken up with a volatile ex who had a habit of challenging my emotions, and in an attempt to reconcile he played this song for me. A nice awkward 4+ minutes of him sitting there, looking at me with huge eyes, thinking that I'd crumble under the emotional weight of the song.

He was very much mistaken as that lyric stood out and to me it meant "let's end this once and for all, let's get it over with, we'll be fine."

It was funny because he thought the song was helping him but instead it solidified my intent to leave him.
It's a song that helped me, but it tugs angrily at my heart sometimes.

But it's no where near as bad as the time an ex dedicated "Stupid Girl" and "Tear You Apart" to me. I have a habit of attracting crazies that can't think for themselves.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Time for the Twihards, even though I'm a LITTLE behind!

    
So on the 12th, Shockhound.com released the track list for the Eclipse Soundtrack.
I'm excited to listen to the album in one sitting as I'm still waiting for one that will surpass the first.The Twilight Soundtrack was not messing around, however, my feelings towards the New moon soundtrack were literally "meh," which was less strong than my feelings towards the movie. Those feelings came out as a sort of:
 "Oh dear god did I just waste time and money to watch K.Stew lick and bite her own lips while T.Lay stands like a God amongst blah?"

^--click here for full track list. Yes it's safe lolol

I'm going to be bias and say the following to wrap up: With personal faves such as The Black Keys, Sia, Muse and The Dead Weather lending their musical talent to the upcoming Eclipse Soundtrack, we can hope that the album flows just as wonderfully as the first and bounces over that 2nd album like the wall flower it is.


As J.Stew would say: "Here it is, your moment of zen"
Contemplate the f**k out of this

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

In hot pants, tube tops, bare midriffs, thigh high stockings and a pep in their step, five young women owned a stage and worked it to Beyonce's "Single Ladies." Their can can-esque outfits, hair flipping, straight crumpin', and booty shaking won over the crowd....

Only problem

All these girls look no older than 11

These girls have the moves, the rhythm, the attitude, But who taught them all of these things!
There is a girl 27 seconds into the video that straight up does a seizure dance and flips over into a stripper bend!

I am simultaneously amazed and horrified. This looks like a pedo paradise. I'm sorry but do some people really wonder why children are taken in the night?

Monday, May 10, 2010

"You know you want to put your lips where my hips are"

XTina's new album is showing promise with the sexy beats from "Not Myself Tonight" and now "Woohoo" feat. Nicki Minaj <3 Two sultry, honest sirens on one track....eargasm baby.

My mother heard me listening to this and she said "What the hell are you listening to?"
It's true, provocative, sensual, the kind of music that makes you want to take it all off boo.

Lock your kids up, June is going to be hot!
And on a side note, My birthday is in June....gift much???

Check her website for Tour dates in Cali. baby. August looks like the month to mark

Here is her latest song!


Thursday, May 6, 2010

Why Don't You Love Me

I don't care what anyone says, the girl's got TALENT. AND absolute beauty to boot, I love the retro look and feel of the video and the makeup is fabulous!

I LOVE THE LYRICS!
Such a true lyric:
"Why don't you love me, when I make me so damn easy to love?"

Why do the truest, kindest people have the hardest time getting people to treat them with respect?
Nice guys finish last


Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The chaos is all in my head.

When I dream, I dream of erratic, colourful, muddy images, sometimes accompanied by different kinds of music, loud music.

I usually wake up stressed, and groggy, with a general hatred for the day.
Last night I experienced one of the most peaceful dreams I'd ever had.

It started off with me standing outside of a penthouse, it was silent.
The door opened and I entered the apartment.
Everything immediately went black
And then black and white photos started moving past my view, gliding in the air in front of me.
The dream was totally void of sound, void of music.

I wok up feeling refreshed, happy and the strangest part without pain.
I suffer from chronic pain in certain parts of my body, something that I take muscle relaxers for. The pain is the worst in the morning.
Last night I went to sleep without my medication (something I've done before and regretted dearly come morning) and I woke up with no pain.

Did it have something to do with the lack of chaos in my head? Is my stress evident in those intense dreams I have?

curious, very curious.