Terminators...

I've often wondered why the Terminators transported naked

THAT'S what it's for!!

We've all seen guys on campus, carrying around their guitars.
Here's the real reason they lug around an instrument alllll day!

Intense and almost depressing

credit to Aldo Padilla for sharing a link to this

wow

Oh dear God in heaven..

There have always been idiots in this world, but concerning the following, who in their right mind would go a second without thinking "wow this is a really bad idea!"

Apple officially employs baby shakers.

An application for the Iphone was put on sale but later on removed when complaints started filing in concerning the vile nature of this intended entertainment.
In the application, a picture of a baby would appear accompanied by a crying sound and a timer set above the picture. the user was timed on how fast they could make the baby stop crying.
How would you get the baby to stop crying?
You shake the phone.
You shake the baby.
Everyone knows what happens when you shake a baby right!? Most likely brain damage!

But no, Apple opted to go beyond brain damage.
When the baby is finally silenced, two red Xs appear over its eyes...

I have so little hope for the human race.

The bible and apocalypse never sounded so cool

I have a new appreciation for graphics

"So what do you want in a guy?"

wow see that's code for
"what do i need to do, to get close to you??"
I've heard it too many times, hasn't every girl??

i was never ready to answer that BUT
i'm pretty ready to answer now.
i do have a list
(i love making lists, give me anything, and i'll make a list for it)
*ahem*

1.don't beat around the bush!!!
2.I'm done with guys who are attention whores, and NEED to be different
3.a sort of natural humor, one that isn't loud
4.you have to deal with constructive criticism, don't get defensive, my comments are in no way, meant to hurt you.
5.be responsible, punctual
6.don't be afraid to share your opinions
7.know when to have fun, and when to grow up.
8. DO NOT assume things! ask questions
9.be dedicated to whatever it is that you love (unless it's porn, then we have an issue)
10.don't act like a superhero. sometimes you'll have to save me and vice versa, but it's ok to breakdown once in a while

now these are my ultimate personal ones:

1.No drugs
2.No smoking
3.I will NEVER date a guy that has the same name as my brother or my father (no James or Clive)
4.if you go into a relationship with me thinking about a threesome, then you are going home ALONE. i don't share my men
5. don't cry over stupid crap, but find yourself unable to cry over serious situations
6. If you get angry at me, explain yourself, and I'll listen
7. If you cheat, then don't expect to hear back from me

Does all this sound like a lot?
well suck it up cus it's not like they're negative things!
no really I don't expect a guy to have even most of these qualities, but it can't hurt to give some of them a try right?

I don't want you to "kiss me in the rain" or bring me flowers all the time, or pick me up when you see me (if you've seen me then you won't want to risk the hernia)
I need a man, who will bring his values into plain sight, and not cloud my view with all the Hallmark niceties.
Be yourself.
and some may ask "well Sabina's bi right? what does she want in a girl??"
I choose to admire girls from afar.
I've dated a couple and you know what?
......
girls are fucking crazy as shit
no more stalker status, random threesomes, porn obsessed vahjay for me
no more!

but enough of that
does anyone agree or dissagree with my lists?
should I strike or add anything?
I'm all ears.

In life and death, there is inevitable change

A funeral is a business before it becomes emotional.
Too many times have I ordered flowers for a loved one, too many times have I set up pictures, and purchased condolence books.
Too many times have I stunted my crying until the one moment that I have to go up and speak at someones service.
It hurts, but with all the pain, someone changes.
My mother's best friend Connie was remembered today, and we all shared the wonderful memories we had with her.
Her son Jason barely spoke.
I cannot imagine the pain, he is such a tortured man.
i won't tell all of his story, in the end he just far more accepting.
There is change in his eyes
change in everyone's eyes, when they realize that this beautiful woman is not really gone. We'll all see her again one day.
She's probably looking down on us right now, rolling her eyes, saying we need to put some color on and stop whining.
In life we see things and unfortunatly it takes a tragedy to change us.
life is too short to not want to live it.

It's a beautiful day for a beautiful woman.

"Go smoke a doobie and listen to My Chemical Romance"

Why shouldn't you do drugs?
Your pets know, they always know.



but really....don't do drugs

Cyber Bitch Slap

Ever gotten into a fight with someone over the internet, through meaningless comments all started by a single image...

We are born, we live, we go to college...we get hotter

When you leave highschool, you enter a completely different world in college.
There are new sights, sounds, new people, new experiences, and college also allows you to re-invent yourself.

I know I did, not just mentally, and emotionally, but physically too, and a little change in wardrobe doesn't hurt either.
I signed up for more aerobics classes on campus, I started to take better ccare of myself appearence -wise, actually taking the time to do my hair instead of leaving it up in handlebar pigtails. I shed my goth-punk-gangster-redneck boy clothing and opted to use my hobo attire as pjs. (there was a point in my highschool career when, for a whole week, I dressed like a hobo. torn gloves, old beanie, the works.)
Now I stick to a simple jeans and t-shirt ensemble, or decided to put on a cute blouse, or pretty earrings, cherry perfume, you know, girly things.

Today was the girliest I've looked in a while, and it just happened to be the day that an old highschool classmate would walk back into my cherry-scented bubble.

My uncle had brought a friend over to help him move an old dresser. His friend happened to be a tall, VERY VERY (I'm talking swoon-worthy) handsome young latin man, with a familiar scar on his right eyebrow. His clothes were a little dirty, the kinda of dirty that makes it seem like he rubbed up against something while working.
Nothing is a bigger turn-on than someone who looks like he's a hard worker, I'm sold and I'm a total sucker for latin men...don't laugh you perverts.

Anyway I put on my biggest smile and cutest laugh and say hello in the most candy coated way possible.

"Hey John I know your niece!!"

My face dropped and I stared at him.

Everything flashed back to my freshmen year in AVID and there he was. A short twig like creature with a big head,small body and a slight hunch. He was quiet, but whenever he did talk, it was a little highpitched. Flash forward to my sophmore year, same thing. Raphael

I snapped back and told him that I recognized him, trying not to smush my words and amazed laughter together.
I didn't want to say it but I had to.
"You were short skinny and squeaky!"
He laughed and so did I. The laughter took all the stress out of my day.

Raphael continued to help my uncle, but also kept staring at me. I didn't mind, I've missed male attention.
He finally spoke up again.
"You're pretty now"

NOW this is where most women get mad but not me. I know that I have my fugly-looking days, we all do, so i'm not irritated by the "now" or "you look good TODAY" statements. Accept a compliment, don't dissect it and make the person who said it want to throw you off a cliff.

I told him that he looked handsome now, and we talked about how wierd we looked in highschool, hobo stage and all.
We discussed our career choices(he wants to be a sheriff) and talked about the future, which was strange because throughout my time in highschool, I'd never said more than MAYBE two words to him. In fact there were some days when I forgot he was in the classroom.

So why notice him now?
looks?
his new confidence?
his sexy dirt?

I think it's just the feeling of nostalgia that attracted me. that amazement in seeing what was brought about by the future, when the past was only a few years ago. The changes are amazing. I'm attracted to the change. This once quiet, ply-wood like person, is sitting in front of me, excited about his polygraph test tomorrow. where did the years go?

Doesn't matter because everyone is here now.

Porn addiction and prosthetic legs...

Ah porn.It's a nasty little addiction isn't it?
It's hurts our relationships, it makes us sexual deviants, it's a depressing obsession for desperate men and women everywhere.
It's a kind of prosthetic leg for society, well for some of it.
You take the fake leg away and we can't seem to support ourselves

We are all humans, we all become aroused when we see a sexy dance or a hot body, but what makes us watch it over and over and over again? Probably the lack of a social life.
IT's hurts our relationships because for one, why are you in a relationship? If the porn seems to be satisfying you more than the person you're with? Also, porn addicts like their partners to "act out" the little things they learn from the internet. That gets boring and insulting after a while.
Couples who have a joint addiction to porn, don't have a real relationship, that's my opinion. they're affection for one another is just a common interest in watching people have sex with each other.

there is a difference between constantly having sex and watching porn.
If you love sex, then fine I won't judge you, but interact with human beings and not a computer screen and Costco brand lotion or your own personal pocket rocket.It's less sad that way.